LIMITED TIME OFFER

For the first time in Jerk history, we are having an exclusive, invite only auction. The item for sale, you might be asking? Please see below.

Trash from Marty Shmemwoth's 1998 Corolla (left in shopping cart at Target in Alpharetta, Ga)

Not included: Large, black rubbery looking item (being donated to HJ Museum)











The auction will be held at Oscar "The Real Deal" Rainbow Memorial Auditorium on March 25th at 4 AM EST. If you would like to request an invite, please email oscarrainbow@gmail.com to inquire.

- Staff Auctioneer Sam Rosen's Plotka