Hey Jerk Quick Bios: Ronaldo Beisbol

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Ronaldo Beisbol

Name: Ronaldo "Hammertime" Beisbol
DOB: 1-1-14
Height: 4'3"
Weight: N/A
Lineage: France, Brazil, Pluto
Harold: Yes
Partner: Maria Klein-Beisbol
Comments: Likes walnuts, walks in the lions den at the zoo, William Petunia's Greatest Hits Vol II, dislikes walnuts, anything blue