"It's time for our two great families to join forces and defeat the common enemy: discount office furniture depots," said Robert Boopy, 814 in bread crusts.
"This is the greatest day in the history of not only the Boopy and Tuba families, but the Torkelsons, the Yonsons, an egg salad sandwich I ate in 1995, the Jayjos, the Sandersons, the Yoncheezes, that mailbox flag over there, the Crouses, the Cronins, both in Delaware & Northeast Missouri, the Kreymaiers, a rain puddle I saw last Tuesday, the Gallegos, the Vanderells, the Yorlaps, the December 15, 2003 issue of the New York Post, the Feinsteins and the Wimplers," said Arthur Tuba, whose tree branch growing out of his back is named Terrell.
In other news, Eddie Shouse will be moving to Tempe, Arizona on June 18.