March 13, 2013

Beisbol-Durly born

The Beisbol and Durly families announced the birth of P'qwon Beisbol-Durly, who arrived on planet Pepano Tuesday at 11:53 PM.

The parents, Ronaldo Beisbol and Hashonney Durly, said their new son was 133-pounds, 11 ounces and wearing pink, striped pants, and that he has already landed an assistant manager position at the Conyers (GA) Burger King.

His nose was named Pierre.















Visiting hours are Friday and Saturday from 9:30 a.m.-1:00 p.m., and visitors are encouraged to bring young Beisbol-Durly a slice of salami.

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