height: 4'10.66334
weight: 93 pistachio shells
affiliations: Portland Trailblazers 1997-1999, Memphis Swirl 2000-2004, Team 11 2005-2009, Henderson Valley Stars 2010-2015, Yepp Valley 2016-present
guru: "guru"
cracker facility supervisor: Janice Yemmp
over there: N/A
peanuts: 11
watermelon rinds: 8
New Janice Yemmp: coming July 7, 2020
Denver Nuggets: 38-44
Janice and Horace Yemmp highlights, March 20-27, 1982: available September 1, 2020
Mustache: January, 2021