January 3, 2022

The Broccoli Fart Apocolypse

One dark and farty day Big Nose Larry was snooping around town sniffing a baby licking the concrete you know NORMAL stuff people do.



 Larry was kicking trees when suddenly he farted it smelled like broccoli so he did it again. By the next day the was a whole entire company with exactly 72 people working there named I Farted It Smelled Like Broccoli So I Did It Again AND guess who was the manager yep I don't know if you guessed it but I'm gonna just assume you did - it was Larry...



By the next week Larry's company had taken over the entire world but Japan and guess what Larry was at a hospital in Canada in a fart coma. One man in Japan named Garfwin Digglehart farted it was so so so so so soooooooooooooooo big and long that the whole earth could hear it it even woke Big Nose Larry up from his fart coma! The legendary fart smelled so much like broccoli and it was so strong that it saved the entire planet from fart takeover some even say the legendary fart is still going somewhere out there in japan. What happened to Larry you ask well no one really knows...




Nuggets McButt "On Board"

 The Jerk has made its first official hire in over 26 years, bringing on Nuggets McButt to "run the operation."


Nuggets McButt











"Nuggets McButt will run the operation." - Staff President Hannk Quebec

McButt will take Norton Foo's old office on the west wing of the 344th floor. Please note that Dr. McButt does not share restroom facilities; therefore, all employees of the west wing on the 344th floor will need to find other avenues to relieve themselves, effective immediately. 

"I'm going to change things around here - you'll see!" - Nuggets McButt

What Dr. McButt plans to change remains to be seen, but his first change was hiring a restroom operator - Nuggets McButt Sr. 

Please join me (Richard Ploop) in welcoming Dr. McButt to our staff! Celebratory oranges are available in the cafeteria.

- Staff Beat Writer Ollwind Gooseker