Balloons found in tree

3:25 pm - photo taken by staff photographer Erwin Shouse

Nolan Shponk (and son) Hired

Breaking news developing out of Hey Jerk HQ this evening as Nolan Shponk (and son) have been hired on as Staff Wart Investigation Officers.

Nolan Shponk

(and son)

Nolan Shponk (and son) will be responsible for all wart/bunion related issues as well as be the lead administrators to the 2017 HJ Bunion Games. Teams registered thus far include Teds United, Accounting West Wing Floor 4, Ralph/Jim/Juan, Tires 'r' Us (not affiliated with the Jerk), Martha's Left Leg, and the 13th Floor Laundromat (minus assistant laundromat manager Jim Jobbo (deceased)).

Please join us in welcoming Nolan Shponk (and son) to our team!

- Staff Walrus Hippo Frogburger