February 8, 2020

Ploop Jr. hired, eliminated

Ernest Ploop Jr., son of Ernest Ploop and daughter of Jeanine Li and apricot, was hired early Saturday morning, then eaten on a nice, sesame seed bun.

















Ploop Jr., son of Timothy and Gail Boddicker (1934-1955), was a starting small forward for the Indiana Pacers and eventually starred in the 2002 play Death of a Salesman's Camry.

It's the first Ploop family hire since Arthur Ploop was brought on as staff turnip in the late-1990s.

"No, that's not true," said Arthur Ploop.