Oneonta baseball organization: full teams announced

In preparation for the upcoming season, the Oneonta semi-professional baseball franchise has announced full rosters for all levels.

Oneonta Catfish

Manager: Gus Wheat ('47)

Bench coach: sandal

SP - Joey Mags

SP - Yip Clemente

SP - the former Ulysses Crugg

SP - Candace Batch

RP - Bob Bung

1B - Sir Grayson Gleech

2B - Paco

SS - Franco Zengal

3B - Ernie Bronco

RF - Amanda Mandana

CF - Saul Bung

LF - Chi Chi Rodriguez (golfer)

C - Neck

Hiawassee Slush (AA)

Manager: Arnold Pepper
**CORRECTION**: Arn Pepper fired/killed August '18. Current Manager: Billy the Mule

Bench coach: sour cream container lid

SP: Rhonda Everett

SP: goldfish

SP: Mo Foxwebber 

SP: Ms. Janet Otto

RP: No Ears 

1B: Petey Bongo-Bango

2B: Iris Snell (3'6)

SS: Iba Snell (3'8)

3B: pot of Hazelnut blend coffee

RF: Tanya Taco

CF: Ernie Bronco Jr.

LF: Sandeep Nanu

C: Cabbage

Blacksburg Bluejays (A)

Manager: Gak Ooo-Pong

Bench coach: July 8, 1997 issue of the Cleveland Plain Dealer

SP: Sara Ohtayg

SP: Connie The Brick

SP: Lefty McMurtry (RHP)

SP: salad

RP: Darius Kipp

RP: "handlebar mustache" - anonymous

1B: Jo he-jo Pong

2B: Brian Roberts

SS: Manuel Zeckle

3B: leaf pile

RF: Clarke Wickander

CF: Tatiana Boz

LF: Bobby F.

C: drawing of Belinda Carlisle