"Forgotten 7" found

Bly family list released

The Blys

Horace Bly
Lawrence Bly
Foot Bly
Warren Bly
Hishagesh-Melvosi Bly
Blue Bly
Herman Bly
Bobby Bagooba-Bly
Billy Babooga-Bly
Gregory Bly
Bliegh Bly
Donkey Bly
Geraldine Bly
Ernest Bly
K-eondre Bly
Haboote Bly
Dominic Bly
Murray "Chipped Tooth" Bly
Heckashecka Bly
Cabbage Bly
Shui Kwan Bly
Eleanor Bly
Lance Bly
Ernest Bly Jr.
Quinathony Bly
P'Q'Weishon Bly
Gramps Bly
Patty Bly
The Bly
Sherman & Orel Bly
Good Old Ralphie Bly
Juan Bly
Jimmy "Earwax" Bly
Adondae Bly
Captain Vince Bly
Hillary Bly & plum
Lemmet Bly
Blanche Bly
Too-Too Bly
Yan Bly
Xavierzeron Bly
Dikembe Mutumbo-Bly


Source: Bly Family Historical Society & Cafeteria

Rare Card For Sale

The baseball card collection of Paco Bly, who Saturday evening was eaten by a rhino named Steve Garrison, is now available during the Jerk's 1st annual Auction & Lettuce Fight. The Bly collection, which includes the 2012 Milwaukee Brewers 'DEAD' card and the 2005 card depicting Bly without his pants and covered in fire ants, will have an opening bid of $12,000.

New Show To Star Ernest Bly

Hey Jerk TV, in conjunction with that guy sitting over there with the yellow shirt on, has announced a new reality television show to debut in early-November. The show, tentatively titled "The Blys: A Look Inside Their Noses", will follow the day-to-day lives of the Bly family, namely Ernest Bly, his wife, Eleanor and their three illegitimate plums.


Ernest Bly

The show will also tackle a number of Bly family issues, including:

1. Why did Ernest attack a spider with a toothbrush on the night of October 8?
2. Who is Carlton Bursonavich and why is he paying rent to sleep in the Bly's bathtub?
3. The artichoke fight from last Thanksgiving and the chances of it happening again this year.
4. What happened to Grandpa Bly's pants?

The pilot is scheduled to air on HJTV November 6 at 8:00 p.m. Special guest stars expected to appear in the pilot include the guy from the alien movie with the mustache and Harvey Klinger, half man-half banana pepper.