New Show To Star Ernest Bly

Hey Jerk TV, in conjunction with that guy sitting over there with the yellow shirt on, has announced a new reality television show to debut in early-November. The show, tentatively titled "The Blys: A Look Inside Their Noses", will follow the day-to-day lives of the Bly family, namely Ernest Bly, his wife, Eleanor and their three illegitimate plums.


Ernest Bly

The show will also tackle a number of Bly family issues, including:

1. Why did Ernest attack a spider with a toothbrush on the night of October 8?
2. Who is Carlton Bursonavich and why is he paying rent to sleep in the Bly's bathtub?
3. The artichoke fight from last Thanksgiving and the chances of it happening again this year.
4. What happened to Grandpa Bly's pants?

The pilot is scheduled to air on HJTV November 6 at 8:00 p.m. Special guest stars expected to appear in the pilot include the guy from the alien movie with the mustache and Harvey Klinger, half man-half banana pepper.