Omfbo Phui, who was reportedly near-death early Tuesday morning after a rubber chicken incident, has officially died. Phui, staff murderer since mid-September, had a second rubber chicken put in his jeans pocket, then overdosed on pen caps and perished.
Phui's funeral was scheduled for October 25 at 3:00 p.m., but was quickly canceled after staff members threatened a soy sauce war if the service took place.
- Correspondent Arthur Lyons