October 22, 2010

Phui Officially Dead



Omfbo Phui, who was reportedly near-death early Tuesday morning after a rubber chicken incident, has officially died. Phui, staff murderer since mid-September, had a second rubber chicken put in his jeans pocket, then overdosed on pen caps and perished.

Phui's funeral was scheduled for October 25 at 3:00 p.m., but was quickly canceled after staff members threatened a soy sauce war if the service took place.

- Correspondent Arthur Lyons

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