Fempot Hired

Rhinoceros Fempot, cousin of Gary Fempot and Hector Fempot, son of Leo Fempot, grandson of Gary Fempot Sr. , brother of Gregory Fempot and uncle of Lil' Louie Fempot, has been hired as Staff Melvin.

Rhinoceros Fempot



Upon hearing of his hire, Rhinoceros defecated on Oscar Rainbow's doorstep and ran into the woods, screaming.

Please join us in welcoming Fempot to the staff.

- Staff Fempot Man Arnold Schwarzenegger

Melvin News - 3/8/11

Recent Melvin happenings:

* The MA (Melvins Anonymous) meetings, normally scheduled for 3 PM every Sunday afternoon at the local watering hole, Water Hole, have been rescheduled for 3:01 PM every Sunday afternoon. Please mark your calendars accordingly.

* "Melvins In The Workplace: A Documentary on Melvins in Modern Day Corporate America" is looking for actors and actresses to portray Melvins in the upcoming blockbuster. To apply, email melvinq1974@hotmail.com.

* Attention all Stans, Harolds, and Robert Feathers - please go away. This news is for Melvins only.

* The Melvin Skateboarding club has been shut down due to lack of skateboards. Will not be re-established at a later date.

* Melvin Hombash - please contact the blog directly. Gary-related incident needs be discussed.

* Notable Melvin deaths this week: Melvin Hombash, local Gary historian. Also Ted Fummly.

- Staff Melvin Correspondent Ted Fummly