Fempot Hired

Rhinoceros Fempot, cousin of Gary Fempot and Hector Fempot, son of Leo Fempot, grandson of Gary Fempot Sr. , brother of Gregory Fempot and uncle of Lil' Louie Fempot, has been hired as Staff Melvin.

Rhinoceros Fempot



Upon hearing of his hire, Rhinoceros defecated on Oscar Rainbow's doorstep and ran into the woods, screaming.

Please join us in welcoming Fempot to the staff.

- Staff Fempot Man Arnold Schwarzenegger