February 16, 2013

Lazlo Found

Jo he Jo - Startling news out of the rubber ear valley as Otis Lazlo was found living in an oak tree. The Lazlo family, which earned a sizable fortune in the 1960s by inventing the talking bath tub, had believed to be extinct after siblings Vince and Samantha Lazlo passed away from caterpillar overdose in 2002 and Constance Lazlo fell out of a moving van and was later eaten by a crow in 2004.

But Saturday's finding leaves scientist, tangerine, wondering whether other Lazlos could be lurking in other areas of the world, perhaps even over there somewhere.

In other news, Perry Paulsen purchased a new toothbrush.

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