February 11, 2013

Families That Are "On Their Way" And Their Esteemed Leaders

Ballsac Family (est. circa 1702, Uruguay)
           - Honk Ballsac (1702 - present)

Bobax Family (est. unknown from parts unknown)
           - Fartinshire Bobax (unknown, believed to be a mule-man)

Poop Family (est. 1430, London)
           - Stockton Poop (1339 - present, running on '19 ticket with Cleveland Booby)

Fimply Family (est. 1999, Conyers, GA)
           - Palfonious Fimply (1990 - present, Burger King)

Feathers Family (est. 147, Pluto)
           - Robert Feathers, M.D. (1987 - 2013, RIP)

Del Foo Family (est. 1880, China)
           - Horatio Del Foo (1776 - present, current President of Russia)

Onntheirwaye Family (est. unknown)
           - Thehre Onntheirwaye (believed dead)

- Staff Family Man Rolph Wegland

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