Gafreda County Softball Association treasurer Jill Frangepane is under investigation for allegedly
laundering league profits and for employing an illiterate penguin since
November, 2009.
The laundering charges stem from an
audit performed on the GCSA's finances in January, which showed more
than $30 was funneled into a company that manufactures hearing aids for
teddy bears.
The penguin charge is especially alarming as
Frangepane has a history with the bird. She was accused, and later
acquitted, of attempted Penguin 1 in 1999, and in 2005 married a penguin
named Carl for citizenship purposes.
Frangepane released a statement through her lawyer, Henry Loiyer:
"Please get down from my client's bird feeder."
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