February 27, 2012

Rainbow Feared Dead

Oscar Rainbow, longtime staff editor and maniac, has gone missing once again. This time, however, it is feared that Dr. Rainbow may have finally kicked the bucket.

Rainbow (In better times)


Once believed to be the future President of the United Union of Piglets (UUP), Rainbow slowly but surely lost his mind. One of the last actions he was seen performing at HQ was to mutilate a kiwi in front of J.J. Dreblobski's 4th floor corner cubicle.

Rainbow (Last Tuesday)




More to come on this breaking story. We here at the Jerk wish the best for the Rainbow family, but he may still have passed on to the next phase.

- Staff Rainbow Man Travonjalicious Fwemp

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