The second installment of the Footmund Junes Era (FJE2) has come to an ugly end as the hippo wrestling national champion and UAG Northeast spokesman was eaten by a pack of rabid antelopes Monday evening.
Junes, who was seen at Jerk headquarters all day Monday serenading photo copiers and editing his autobiography I Never Had Casserole Made, was just two weeks from officially being named a Henry.
Also dead: Froglend DelMossis
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