Troubled ex-giraffe Grongo Zax has passed on to Grongoland, according to a photograph of a woman named Samantha. Zax wandered into Piso Forest early Tuesday morning and declared war on an oak tree, then, like so many Zax before him, removed his dungarees and defeated himself in a grass-eating contest.
[Final contest totals:
Zax 336 blades
Zax 319 blades
Chipmunk DQ]
The 42-year old, who could wave to a pigeon in his sleep, is survived by a paper cup of sawdust. Funeral services were never scheduled due to lack of Sal Delmonico.
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