Friday
A.M. - 3.7. yellow discoloration, smell forces cat, Dendrick, to flee premises.
P.M. - 0.8. small turd, "Marty", some gas.
Saturday
N/A
Sunday
A.M - 4.8. - 9 incher followed by wet explosions. Apartment evacuated, space men spend from 1:00 p.m. to 2:35 p.m. cleaning. Day officially declared "The Day the Toilet Fought Back" by local historians.
CAPOLO
Friday
A.M. - Standard 2.8. No reporting necessary.
A.M. - 4.3. Form filed and bathroom roped off. Space men in for investigation at 11:29 GST.
Saturday
A.M. - 3.8. Odor travels next door, neighbors evacuate for morning.
Sunday
A.M. - 4.7. Capolo and Wife run out front door screaming, fire trucks arrive at 10:53 GST. Space men and government officials survey the site, neighborhood evacuated.
- Poo correspondent W. Chotchke
CAPOLO
Friday
A.M. - Standard 2.8. No reporting necessary.
A.M. - 4.3. Form filed and bathroom roped off. Space men in for investigation at 11:29 GST.
Saturday
A.M. - 3.8. Odor travels next door, neighbors evacuate for morning.
Sunday
A.M. - 4.7. Capolo and Wife run out front door screaming, fire trucks arrive at 10:53 GST. Space men and government officials survey the site, neighborhood evacuated.
- Poo correspondent W. Chotchke
1 comment:
Outstanding reporting.
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