Gestation Dimpley Hired

Gestation Dimpley, formerly Harry Winston Cheshire Pock, has been hired on as Staff Electrical Outlet, effective 12/1/2013.

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Dimpley, who worked as Staff Eggnog for a rival blog from 1668 through 2010, is honored to become part of the juggernaut that has become The Jerk.

"I am sincerely and undoubtedly dubiously honored to be a part of this fantastic establishment. I will do everything I can to add value to an already incredible staff."

As butt-kissing antics are not appreciated here at The Jerk, no doubt Dimpley will be dead soon.

- General Woody Chotchke