BREAKING: Staff Editor Rainbow Missing

In shocking news, it is being reported that at this hour, blog co-founder and editor Oscar Rainbow has gone missing.

Rainbow


Last seen eating a grapefruit in the 5th floor urinal closet, Rainbow is believed to have fled the premises shortly after 10 AM this morning as security cameras spotted a "short man in a pumpkin helmet" running from the rear entryway, screaming. Pants were not believed to be involved.

More coming as we get it here at The Jerk.

- W. Chotchke