Finally, Fireman Hired

Gromp Phui, known for his sexual exploits with Bagels and deceased Bagel corpses, has been hired on as Staff Fireman - a position that has been long needed but never filled here at The Jerk.

Phui



Mr. Phui comes from a long line of Phuis, including Bregbo and Charles.

Gromp Phui Bio

Name: Grompton Frank Phui IV
DOB: 4
Sex: Male
Gay: Yes
Pants: N/A
Occupation: Toe Nail Porn ('56-'67), Zaxbys ('94-'94), Unemployment
Family: Helicopter Fimply (Divorced), Elephant Rainbow (Divorced), Oz Seckinway (Deceased)
Other: Wanted in Wisconsin for railroad spike theft and subsequent murder via railroad spike; likes skydiving, water polo

Please join us in welcoming Gromp to our staff.

- Staff Correspondent Woody Chotchke