An historic event has taken place at the Jerk as William Bill has been hired as staff snow blower. Bill was recently staff shovel/sidewalk for the influential site Capolo Smells Like Onions, and becomes the first Vartuchian in Jerk history.
Bill released a statement through his lawyer, Vernon, a possum that lives in Bill's navel:
"Zernch."
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