Newest Editor, Feathers, Found Fornicating in 4th Floor Stall

Bobby Feathers, newest loser/editor here at the Jerk, was found fornicating with Vump Qwoggman in the 4th floor mens restroom this morning. Upon being spotted, Feathers screamed and ran out of the bathroom without his clothes on.

Feathers (Gay)


Qwoggman, Staff Boxer, had the following to say:

"We love each other, and what we do with each others' dinkus's in the privacy of the 4th floor restroom is nobody's business."

Feathers is believed to be hiding out in the 7th floor janitorial closet.

- JP Jones