October 16, 2010

Phui Kills Five

Omfbo Phui has done it. He has killed five of the biggest losers ever to work at this blog.


Mass Death



We here at the Jerk would offer our condolences to the families of Bill Bryson, Baron Von Bweebo, Nicky Hu, Ed Bagel, and Otto Kleinsauce - but we hated them all and are glad they are dead.


- Winston W.

1 comment:

kevin said...

phui's days are numbered. we're sending our smallest and grayest and this will only end in a violent blueberry bath.