Carlos Bagel: Man of Mystery

Carlos Bagel has been hired on as Staff Teste. He is the latest in a line of Bagel's that has included Eddie and Juan, both recently murdered.

Carlos

Carlos has threatened to "take over this blog" after the recent slayings of family members.

"The Bagel's are a proud family, who wont stand for the useless murder of family members. I'm not going to be murdered, and I'm going to kill Phui."

- JP Jones