Juan Bagel Popped

Juan Bagel, hired minutes ago as new Staff Cream Cheese, has been popped, according to Staff Editor Capolo. It is believed that upon entering HQ, Bagel started screaming about how he could "float, and none of you other losers can!" Soon after, Omfbo Phui is believed to have popped Bagel with a projectile staple.

Bagel (Dead)