How Do You Know You've Pooed Your Pants?
By: Scooter Doonesbury
How do you know you've pooed your pants?
First of all, there's the "potty dance."
You feel that urge - you have to push.
What to do?!? Is there a nearby bush?
The warm and gooey mixture drips
Down your legs - My God it's thick!
Next comes the odor; it's worse than you thought.
Then... your attempt to cover your butt.
How do you know you've pooed your pants?
When you try to clench but you just... just can't!
Into the trash with your underwear.
Oh gross. It's gotten into your leg hair.
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