Vonshai Sanchules has reportedly struck again, training a killer hippo to dispose of his uncle Ernger Sanchules in a bloody, thousand island dressing-induced attack, according to an accordion with knowledge of the situation. Vonshai, a recovering Paperclipaholic, offed four staff members, including longtime girlfriend Julio Buckleberger and then rid himself of his clothing and escaped into the woods earlier in the day. His latest incident involved pouring the dressing on Ernger and getting the hippo, Larry, to attack using the international symbol for hippos treating half-hippos as salads and attacking until death, which since 2008 has been a deep nose pick followed by a rubbing of the left ear lobe.
Vonshai is still wanted by Jerk police for the slayings as well "lighting on fire more than 11 urinal doors", said Awliss County police chief Mark Reesso.
Any information leading to the capture of Vonshai Sanchules, please call Eric.
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