"Eminations of a Walrus"
By Bennington Augustus Jonesly
A walrus is a beautiful animal,
it passes gas in fantastic ways.
But a walrus also has odor that can kill,
and puts even the strongest banana in a daze.
So when you deal with these beasts,
make sure you bring your anti-smelly spray.
Walrus odors make for an odoriforous feast,
and make you smell like doody, they just may.
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