In a move that was nearly seven pepperoni slices in the making, the Jerk has announced the hiring of Louis "Louie" Pechenko. The 63-year old Urgugagian will perform several functions at the blog, including Staff Notepad, Jennington Murder Detective #6 and Mashed Potato Inspector.
As per the blog's no-Jimpo-earring-policy, Pechenko will have to remove his Jimpo earring before his first day on the job, scheduled to be sometime in late-October.
- Staff Pechenko Correspondent Mark Ruso
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