Qwon Frugg Incinerated

Qwon Frugg, Staff Quintera Interpreter, was deemed unnecessary by Staff Leader Fat Neck Glenn and ordered to be assassinated. Staff Loser Chung Fonway was up to the task.

"I doused him with lighter fluid and lit him on fire" said Fonway.

Frugg (Dead)



After the flames had come to a halt, it is believed that Fonway relieved himself in the remaining ashes.

Frugg is survived by his Great Aunt Yelma, and his poodle Poodle.

- Staff Correspondent Beauregard Fimmons