Nermit Jennington, former head of the
Hey Jerk potato division, died Sunday of Queh poisoning. Jennington was snacking on Gregor Queh, specifically on his left ear, when a yellow fluid began seeping from Queh. Jennington died less than a half hour later.
Jennington (Dead)

Jennington stated in his will that he would like to be made into a soup.
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