August 15, 2010

Jennington Dies

Nermit Jennington, former head of the Hey Jerk potato division, died Sunday of Queh poisoning. Jennington was snacking on Gregor Queh, specifically on his left ear, when a yellow fluid began seeping from Queh. Jennington died less than a half hour later.

Jennington (Dead)


Jennington stated in his will that he would like to be made into a soup.

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