Rainbow Hired

Murray Rainbow, great uncle of Oscar Rainbow and of no relation to Jesper Rainbow, has been hired, according to new Staff CEO Reggie Frompley. Rainbow will serve as Staff Assistant to Oscar Rainbow.

Murray Rainbow


Rainbow was excited about his appointment, as he has never been employed prior to now in his life.

"I'm gonna assist that man, with his financials, with his deadlines, and with his poo rocks!" stated Rainbow upon entry to his office in the 14th floor urinal closet.

- Staff Correspondent Poopot Jones