Staff CEO Replacement Hired

Reggie Frompley, husband of deceased former Staff Meteorologist Rocco Frompley, has been hired on as Staff CEO by Fat Neck Glenn.

Frompley


Bio

Name: Reginald Warren Frompley IV
DOB: 1/4/0
Height: 6"
Weight: Undisclosed
Marital Status: Gay
Facial Hair: Green
Criminal Background: Refusal to pilfer apricots - 4 counts, January 2001; Public nudity - 15 counts, yesterday; Attempting to bribe a streetside sausage and pepper vendor - 4,236 counts, Jan. '01 through present
Education: None
Prior Experience: Glenn family cheek scrubber - Fall, 1986. Released for refusal to scrub left cheeks, November, 1986.

Please join us in welcoming Reggie Frompley to our staff as CEO. His vast experience will surely bring this blog back to the top of the industry.

- Poopot Jones