June 14, 2010

Vandalism Rocks Glenn Campaign



A vandal, possibly involved in the Bower campaign, destroyed a Zern Glenn campaign billboard Monday afternoon, according to a puddle of motor oil familiar with the situation. Glenn, the long-lost brother of newly-appointed Hey Jerk leader Fat Neck Glenn, was considered a top-75 candidate. The Bower camp refused comment.


- Zern Glenn campaign correspodent Gary Larryson

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