June 14, 2010

Blompton Makes Third Hire in Less Than a Week

Bob Blompton has struck again. The Staff Bob has moved forward with his third hire of the week, appointing Baron Von Bweebo Staff Plumber.

Bweebo


Von Bweebo Bio
DOB: 1/1/1
Sex: Unknown
Spouse: Larry Bon Vweebo
Height: Unknown
Weight: 4
Last Seen: Uruguay
Experience: 4 years, gum chewing (4-8)
Education: Plumber U. (Did not graduate)
Comments: Likes fires, urinals, asian men. Dislikes guys named Chet

Please join us in welcoming Von Bweebo to the staff.


- Staff Correspondent Beau Fimmons

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