Hey Jerk Softball Lineup Announced

Hey Jerk Pepanos
2010 squad

Manager

Oscar Rainbow



Career record: 14-83
Moment of shame: Ejected from April, 2008 game for home plate unearthing/theft.


Coaching staff

Capolo



1st-base coach/restroom attendant
Playing career: Hit .117 for Class M Qwekinger Diablos of Rivervalley League (1982)


Ed Xomcheese



Third-base coach
Playing career: Ate 11 hot dogs during seventh stretch of 2003 game against Oridea Technical Institute.


Buck Crugg-Fonchonski



Pitching coach
Pitching philosophy: "Throw soft and carry a lot of envelopes"


Starting lineup

1. Jose Lind, SS
2. Michael Ian Bower, 1B
3. Pal Fimply, 2B
4. Fat Neck Glenn, DH
5. Pauool Paulfield, LF
6. Nadine Wexley, RF
7. Chon Zavier, 3B
8. Settle Roundhead, CF
9. Trevor Travis, C

SP Chuck Frozengard


First game is scheduled for June 2 against fonchonski.blogspot.com at Queh Field