Niles Finnegan
Staff Randy Johnson
Experience:
September, 1997 - Played Randy Johnson in the hit play Randy Johnson On The Roof.
May, 2003 - Threw a four-hit shut out against the Milwaukee Brewers. Married a moose named Darryl in the parking lot after the game.
May, 2003 - Divorced moose after an argument over where the car was parked.
December, 2009 - At Pershack County Mall, played a Santa Claus for one day. Fired for boot removal/assault with a boot.
August, 2012 - Fired at Hey Jerk, Get Off My Lawn.
Softball experience:
October, 2010 - Outfielder for Team 4. Led squad with six infield fall downs, nine look-arounds and 11 Zinns.
Blog enemies:
1. Edward Xomcheese
2. Ern Ploop Jr.
3. Bobby Biggles
4. Mollie Mejito