Showing posts with label earthworms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label earthworms. Show all posts
July 29, 2011
July 7, 2010
Jerk Names Poopette as Game One Starter
In anticipation of its first softball game, Hey Jerk has announced Ladondae Poopette will start the season opener. Poopette, an 8-6, 410-pound right-hander, went 2-14 with a 10.37 ERA for the 2009 Doos, a Qwekinger County team in the Independent FeCal League.
"I'm honored to play for the Jerk softball team. I just hope they can actually put a schedule together and find a field to play on," said Poopette.
Poopette
Staff Hobo Chuck Frozengard, already on probation after a Monday incident with an earthworm, will slide into the No. 2 spot in the rotation. His comments before Wednesday's morning practice suggested a rift between the 42-year old and management.
"I was supposed to be the opening day starter," Frozengard said. "I think it's an insult that this Poopette youngster just signs a seven-potato contract and gets my spot in the rotation. They'll hear from my lawyer, Bobby, the canary that lives in my shoe."
"I'm honored to play for the Jerk softball team. I just hope they can actually put a schedule together and find a field to play on," said Poopette.
Poopette
Staff Hobo Chuck Frozengard, already on probation after a Monday incident with an earthworm, will slide into the No. 2 spot in the rotation. His comments before Wednesday's morning practice suggested a rift between the 42-year old and management.
"I was supposed to be the opening day starter," Frozengard said. "I think it's an insult that this Poopette youngster just signs a seven-potato contract and gets my spot in the rotation. They'll hear from my lawyer, Bobby, the canary that lives in my shoe."
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