Winner Selected in Drawing Contest

Herman Pershack's drawing, "Larry Bird", has been selected as the winner of the Jerk's 33rd annual drawing contest.

Pershack receives a lifetime supply of toe nails and a copy of Jerk editor Capolo Henderson's autobiography I'll Be On The Toilet If You Need Me.

Drawing Contest Winner Chosen

Out of over four entries, Hey Jerk editors have chosen a winner for our first-ever Drawing Contest.

Congratulations to Tiffany Mertz, age 6, for her drawing entitled "Capolo's Hair is Smelly."




Tiffany wins the grand prize of a talking elephant named Marty and six graham crackers.