Xomcheese Found with Chili Bowl Head

Shocking news out of Hey Jerk headquarters as editor Edward Q. Xomcheese was found with a chili bowl head. We'll have updates as they become available.

- Staff chili bowl head correspondent Ray Gloyr

Mort Glenn Found with Chili Bowl Head

QWEKINGER COUNTY - Believed to be dead months ago, Mort Glenn instead reappeared at Hey Jerk headquarters with a chili bowl head. It is Glenn's second head in a 37-year life, but the first that didn't include any common facial features.

"I do have bean-eyes and a spoon mustache," Glenn said through an interpreter. "I think everything is going to be OK."


- Staff correspondent Vingo Vance