QWEKINGER COUNTY - Believed to be dead months ago, Mort Glenn instead reappeared at Hey Jerk headquarters with a chili bowl head. It is Glenn's second head in a 37-year life, but the first that didn't include any common facial features.
"I do have bean-eyes and a spoon mustache," Glenn said through an interpreter. "I think everything is going to be OK."
- Staff correspondent Vingo Vance
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