Pennycow no longer with us

The Pennycow era ended as deliciously as it began with Nardsuckle being eaten by a koala bear.

"It's exactly how he would've wanted to go," said a statement issued by the unnamed koala bear's legal defense team. "All Pennycows must be consumed whole by a koala bear while in a drive-thru line at a Bojangles. It's written, in mashed potatoes, in the scriptures."

Pennycow was responsible for several initiatives while on staff, including Take Your Mailbox to Work Day.

A funeral is scheduled for Saturday when Pennycow's remains will be sprinkled on a 10-foot hoagie and consumed by the Yaycheeze family.

Hired: Nardsuckle Pennycow (Mule)

Nardsuckle Pennycow (Mule) has been hired as Staff Cubicle.

Pennycow (Mule)

Photo Credit: Brian Gregory
Lines in Background: N/A
Magnet: Yes
Pants: Pinstripe (New York Yankee)
Ears: Not at this time
Eyeball(s): It is so
Tie: Bow
Nose: No
Arms: No
Feet: No
Hair: No
Body: No
Belt: No
Photo Credit: Paul Hewitt
Movie Credits: Rocky 112: Paul(ie) Reborn as Pete(y)



Nardsuckle (Mule) will begin work immediately; all employees are encouraged to sit on him to perform their daily work activities. Please report directly to Dr. Crugg with any HR related issues, and as always, the urinal on Floor 4-West is out of order until further notice (chicken).

- Staff Contributor Mrooble Fonchonski