"It's exactly how he would've wanted to go," said a statement issued by the unnamed koala bear's legal defense team. "All Pennycows must be consumed whole by a koala bear while in a drive-thru line at a Bojangles. It's written, in mashed potatoes, in the scriptures."
Pennycow was responsible for several initiatives while on staff, including Take Your Mailbox to Work Day.
A funeral is scheduled for Saturday when Pennycow's remains will be sprinkled on a 10-foot hoagie and consumed by the Yaycheeze family.
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