Showing posts with label Dead Torkelson of the Day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dead Torkelson of the Day. Show all posts
March 12, 2013
March 11, 2013
Dead Torkelson of the Day
Zaykwon Torkelson
2013-2013
Torkelson, an over-ripened tomato, was last seen at Pepano Grocery store #48, falling onto the floor. A witness, Porter Queh of Sork Valley, said the tomato may have been eaten.
"It may have been eaten," said Queh.
Torkelson's family-a peach named Harriet and two macadamia nuts-declined comment.
2013-2013
Torkelson, an over-ripened tomato, was last seen at Pepano Grocery store #48, falling onto the floor. A witness, Porter Queh of Sork Valley, said the tomato may have been eaten.
"It may have been eaten," said Queh.
Torkelson's family-a peach named Harriet and two macadamia nuts-declined comment.
March 10, 2013
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