Showing posts with label Dead Torkelson of the Day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dead Torkelson of the Day. Show all posts

March 12, 2013

March 11, 2013

Dead Torkelson of the Day

Zaykwon Torkelson
2013-2013

Torkelson, an over-ripened tomato, was last seen at Pepano Grocery store #48, falling onto the floor. A witness, Porter Queh of Sork Valley, said the tomato may have been eaten.

"It may have been eaten," said Queh.

Torkelson's family-a peach named Harriet and two macadamia nuts-declined comment.

March 10, 2013

Dead Torkelson of the Day

Horace Torkelson

(HORR-uhs TORK-uhl-sun)