March 11, 2013

Dead Torkelson of the Day

Zaykwon Torkelson
2013-2013

Torkelson, an over-ripened tomato, was last seen at Pepano Grocery store #48, falling onto the floor. A witness, Porter Queh of Sork Valley, said the tomato may have been eaten.

"It may have been eaten," said Queh.

Torkelson's family-a peach named Harriet and two macadamia nuts-declined comment.

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